Best reply:
#1 'I'm Batman'
#2 I'm an album by 'The Who'
#3 I'm a little person who lives in 'Whoville'
#4 I'm the new Number 2, You are number 6
#5 I'm a person who just loves to have a coffee & reply on line to vague comments, because how the heck do we know
    who called you. Seeing as you gave us ZERO information about your call.