I wonder why all shills have a caps lock problem?

I can honestly say it takes a lot to tear me away from "The Daily Show" repeat broadcast, but your hilarious hypocrisy topped theirs tonight. The only thing baffling you now is why your painfully desperate scare story is failing here faster the more you rehash it.

Well, both mail fraud and phone fraud are federal offenses.  Did they raid your boiler room, or pop your drop box?

It is a shame your parents weren't arrested for bring you into the world.  You are a weapon of mass destruction

Turn the cap button off.   It's a dead giveaway.