I just had a 25 minute conversation with a woman named amber from the number 423-317-9608, and I came to this astounding conclusion... I have been carefully selected from a large number of visa, mastercard, american express, and discovercard cardholders... and I was put on a "preferred cardholder's list"... then she stated that I have won a $1000.00 online shopping spree at no cost to me except for a small $3.76 fee after all my shopping was completed... and then told me that I get the following 6 magazines... ESPN, ebony, cosmopolitan, people, good housekeeping, and us weekly... and LUCKY ME GUYS!!!!! she ALSO said that they're gonna throw in a weekly subscription to t.v. guide!!!! YAAAAAAYYY!!!!   I don't even watch tv hardly... but anyways, she told me that it will only cost me $3.85 a week for all of these subscriptions combined, and I can pay the fee every 3 or 6 months. So I asked how long I am subscribed these magazines, and she said 60 months(5 years)!!!! I said holy S%^T!! I don't even like any of those magazines!! and so I said, I don't want the magazine, I just want the shopping spree, and she said "well unfortunately it's a package deal"... I said this is ridiculous! if you do the math, $3.85 weekly for 5 yeears (52 weeks per year), comes out to a grand total of $1001.00!!! which means that you are going to end up paying for everything that you get online my friends!!! oh but hey!!! the magazines are free! ;D lol... I respectfully asked the southern accented woman named amber on the other end of the cellular telephone conversation, being that she was only doing her (nothing short of a dishonest way to earn money of a) job, to please place me on their no-call list, in which i'm sure is so popular by now there is probably a waiting list to get on a waiting list to get on the damn thing!!! lol so in short children and gentle-ladies, ALWAYS ASK QUESTIONS AND READ ALL OF THE fine print BEFORE GIVING YOUR INFORMATION, CONSENT, OR JOHN HANCOCK (signature). !   ... =D have a nice day everybody!