Home Security System

bad call, didn't answer, blocked the num

Called me 3x in an hour, tried to sell me a used car, then asked me if he could borrow my shoes, then told me he was offering free housecleaning services. I asked him what this was all about, then he started singing a rendition of "workin 9 to 5" and he really was a lousy singer. I was about to hang up then I heard some animal noises in the background, then the dude asked me to buy tickets to the state fair. I finally hung up, then 2 minutes later called again and threatened to hit me with a shoe.

Ya, this guy called trying to sell me a shoe, I don't know what that was about. I counter offered and said I'd give him an old fashioned, but he just went back to singing "workin 9 to 5". Is it gay that I pleasured myself to his little ditty? Who knows, I'll leave it to Jesus to be the judge of that one.

See? This is why Jerry Springer is a rich man. He doesn't even have to go looking for them.