May 4, 2016
For about the 100th time, whoever this is calls for "Michael Louse." They always say they "have some questions to ask [only] him." I usually explain that "THERE. IS. NO. MICHAEL. LOUSE. HERE!!!!" And, politely request they remove this number from their files. This morning, however, I lived up to my "name," and started cursing as I abruptly rang off.