I am wondering who is calling me from this number?  I screen all my calls these days.

I just got a call from this number aswell call it back says conservative party of canada is away from the phone please leave a message

Yes confirmed it is the Conservative Party of Canada.

You all know what this means?

Another friggin ELECTION

Good, lets use this one to get rid of some people we don't like this time.

A young woman called me from this number asking if I was looking for some trim. I told her I wasn't on a diet and proptly hung up. she called back and offered to massage my balls. We have been happily married ever since.

I told them to blow it out there [***]. If I vote it's for the party that doesn't call me.  I told them I had a hard nugget in my bathroom bowl for them to check out.