Telemarketer from CA telling me I had won a trip but had never responded. I hung up and blocked them in my cell phone.

Said I'd won a trip, VIP Bonus Vacation Package and they'd hate to see the reward expire. Ugh. My oh so special claim number is EVO 070416, and to call 888-797-6697.

Some broad tried to tell me I was the lucky winner of some vacation trip.  I told her "Hey honey this is your lucky day. . . you just won a ride on my 10 3/4" magic wand!!!!  I told her she would squat on it. . or lay back and I would pound her hard!!!!  By this time I think she was feverishly diddling herself just thinking about my monster meat and the ooey, gooey surprise inside!!! GIGGITY!!!

Robo caller telling me I won a VIP vacation package, but it was about to expire! OH NO!!! I'm on every possible do not call list. It makes no difference to these scammers.