An "Anthony" calls from Arts & Supplies, says he's looking for pieces of electrical wire. Hey, you're not even in the same solar system with your request. Apparently interpreting the Yellow Pages is now becoming an intellectual challenge. This clown calls at 7:11 am in the morning. What Arts & Supplies crafts store opens up at this hour of the morning?

Everyone knows most of these folks don’t even get up before 10 am, and then unshaven, unshowered, go over to sip lattes, wear brown turtleneck sweaters, love the New York Times philosophies (I didn’t say factual journalism) and then bloviate with lefty philosophies.