I just got a pic message from my supervisor(which i thought was probably my sisters phone number or something.). It said "call me ASAP at this number, my phone is about to die 413-497-0091" So i called it and it started saying this is something, something, then its like "if your a chronic masturbator.........." i didn't hear anymore of it before i was like "what the heck is this?" and i hung up.

My sister called me and said hey this guy is tryin to get hold of you...he called 3 times today...soooo I say I'm gonna look the number up online...Good thing...I found this site and didn't calll...

It's a joke.... Everyone is making it out like it's a terrible call. It's a mature joke that's funny. Lighten up a little and have a laugh.

EXACTLY. :)

This is just a very funny joke anyone thinking otherwise has absolutely no sense of humor. i got it and i laughed my @$$ off.