"Put you on the first page of Google"

409-908-3164 called. I answered with our business name. The caller said nothing. No typical boiler room background noise but the caller was connected and not speaking. I waited, then said "I know you are there, but you are not speaking". I waited a while. Then the male caller laughed and said in a very creepy voice "yeah, but what's really going on" and laughed again. He did not hang up - I had just gotten my hands on a whistle to blow in his ear when he disconnected. I think I will get an air horn.