These people called my place of business twice and claimed to be fda agents that were going to deport me to the dominican republic if i didnt pay them 4,000.00! talk about  a scam! Do these people really think we are all that stupid?

Yep.  Got the same message on my machine....bunch of scammers...got a real convincing one last year and turned it over to the DEA "for real".  Lady was quite appreciative as they left their name, phone, and address along with all of the threats of putting me in jail....the authorities were on the way...blaa blaa blaa...