Feb 3, 2010
I have lots of fun keeping a whistle by the phone (after receiving these unwanted calls for years, despite being on the do-not-call list). When Card Services calls, I hit 9 to talk to an operator, and when someone comes on the line I give 3-4 short whistle blasts, then politely ask them to stop calling me. One idiot actually got irate with me, which provided some good comic relief to the whole episode.
One thing I've considered, but haven't implemented, is answering female operators with the most explicitly obscene suggestions I can think of. And I haven't ruled it out yet. This is war.