she texted me the other day and said save a piece of pie for me.  i thought it was my wife at work using someone else's cellphone.  but then she responded with "hearts" which means she's using a computer.  i texted my wife back on her line and asked did she text me.  she said no.  

then i put the "silent" notifications on this person's number.  they texted 3 times and even called me.  i recorded the "sound of breathing" on my voice mail ringer for her.  she quit calling.  

says her name is Miss Mungle.  nobody has a name like that.