I love this idea and will definitely look into it... but I'd bet I would be committing a crime.  Gonna shoot this idea off to my attorney.

who do you stupid idiots work for, really?
some day all your tomfoolery is gonna come back to land square on your barinless head
it is a basic law of the universe, stupid, you get what you give
and i ain't takin'...

Did not answer.  A partial voice message received regarding the "financial stimulus" and this being the last chance to take advantage of this over.  Given instructions to press "1" to continue.  
I have received this message several times over the last month.  So much for being the last time they will contact me.
CID:   3603226685

I can't believe it. They actually used "Card Services" on the caller ID.  I was thinking they can't get any dumber, but I was wrong.  As usual, I broke out the phony card list and strung them along.  Amazingly enough they just hung up without cursing at me.  Of course it may have had something to do with me cranking Bob Seger's "Shakedown" up to 10 and playing it next to the phone.  Ah, good times.

I get 5 calls a week from these people.