Felix is sacred?  Like a cow in his country.  Moo

Your computer got freezes?  I do too in January - I live in NY.  Can they fix me so I no longer have freezes?

Did you become sacred like Tygerkat? Do you know when to use a past tense in sentence composition?  Do you realize everyone here knows you're part of this scam operation?  Duhhh....Apparently not.  Things must be slow at your call center.

Comodo team?  Aren't Comodos adult diapers?

So Sylvia, William is a she!  Guess "she" had transgender surgery, though most of the time they change their name to a female one.