Came in on my business line. Recording about my business has been chosen... Caller ID V3091229030014739727. I just hung up.

It must be Monday because my business line is blowing up with spammers. This is not with 15th phone number I've saved on my phone as "Scam-Loans" to block robo-calls with BS loan scams.

They sell ads on porn sites.

Got the same call. Tried to tell me I was eligible for a business loan. When I told him I wasn't interested, he got nasty with me. He then told me if I could guess what he was holding in his hand I could have it.
I then told him that if he could hold it in one hand I wasn't interested but if it was  that swollen, maybe he should see a doctor right away. I also told him to call back in about 10 years, I might be interested then.

All I heard then was dead silence and then he hung up.