got a call from officer Nicky Johnson from IRS. scam!!!

I was threatened with a $50,000 fine and imprisonment.  Said they were sending the sheriff after me.
It was terrifying.

Officer Nikki Johnson, apparently a robot from the IRS, threatening me not to ignore her call and to call her back. Right.

I called back KNOWING it was a scam and played along. I told them It was an honest mistake and can I just give them my bank account information and they can take out as much money needed to satisfy the debt. The dumb [***] Punjab said "Yes" (must have thought it was gonna be a good scamming day) I Gave him my bank account number of 6668675309666 (combination of Number of the Beast and Jenny song number). As he was typing it away I went on saying I was nervous and at this point I started purposefully losing my mind. The last thing I asked (before he hung up on me) was that I had a "Butt full of beads and would he pull them out". Folks its time we show these Punjab's who is boss! Jack with them, make up stuff. I have tried calling back to continue to jack with them and got an agent ONCE on the phone but for a short time and now the line just rings instant busy or I get a recording the number is not valid. I say play along, toy with them, waste their time and then get stupid on them!!!  I also do this with the supposed "Microsoft Calling me to tell me I have a computer virus" calls. I play dumb and scared and give them bogus information and normally close with something either disgusting or utter nonsense.