Called and left a message saying that he had a fool-proof way for me to have $10,000 in my pocket in 10-14 days, and another $10,000 in my pocket in the following 10-14 days.   Then said to press 1 and I won't be disappointed, or press 2 if I never want to hear from him again.   LOL    I don't want to press any number just in case.