DEA phone scam.. Tried to get my wife to pay a fine .. Western unioon scam.

Mr. Williams left a message, saying he was from the D.E.A. and to call back- very important.  I was intrigued so I gave him a call.  Mr. Williams has a very heavy latin accent, but from what I could make out, a team of officers was headed my way with a search warrant.  I asked why was that- oh- it's your online Ambien purchase.  Well, I told him I was eating my breakfast oatmeal and could not be disturbed.  He flew into a rage and told me it would be three days in a call before I saw a judge.  I had a good laugh and hung up.
I give them 4 out of 5 stars for imagination, 2 out of 5 for execution and zero out of 5 for getting me to part with my money.

Today, I called back to have a little fun.  I got a recorded message and hung up.  About 10 minutes later Mr. Williams aka Fidel C. called me back.  I gave a fake name and said I'd been worried sick about his call.
He started to get up a head of steam threatening me with his swat team arriving soon and a topper from yesterday, I would be sent to the Dominican Republic to serve my 7 year sentence.  I couldn't keep a straight face any longer and burst out laughing.  Poor guy had a tough way to start the day, but I had a good laugh thinking about how tough it must be for him to come into work everyday.  Just for fun, I think I'll call the cops in Maryland and stir it up a bit.

They said it was the DEA. Agent Anthony Williams. An urgent matter. I won't call it back.

Got a call from "agent Anthony Williams" with the DEA who told me that I bought illegail drugs and they would arrest me if I didn't give money.  Seriously...  did they really think I'm THAT dumb?

I also get calls from some offshore "Pharmacy" calling me now and then.  I'm sure it's the same people.