Sep 5, 2014
He (a teenage boy, no older than 13) called me at work last night. Around 1:15AM PST we got a call on the store line (Wendy's) saying the caller was from Delaware and they were asking if our burgers were purple. About 30 minutes later we received another call (we don't have caller ID). This time he asked me how many times I've "f*cked a girl hard". I have a good sense of humour, so I joked around.
Here's the conversation:
"So uhh, Jesse. How many times have you f*cked a girl hard?"
"It's funny you know what that means, given you're 12."
"Hey man. I'm 13."
"Well excuse me. So how many?"
"26"
"Oh yeah that's impressive. I've done it thirty."
"Oh cool, yeah, that's pretty impressive"
"Yeah I had like 4 condoms on and still got her pregnant. My d*ck is just that huge and throbbing"
"Fascinating."
"You ever try anal? I tried anal, it was great"
"Ehh, it's not really my schtick."
"It's not good for your stick?"
"It's not my schtick. You're 13 so you probably don't know what that means."
*silence*
"Have yourself a good night, kid"
After the call I *69'd him and found this number as well as the city he's from. I tried to call the number back to no avail, as that household uses Magic Jack, and can't receive calls from numbers they have not called.