Received a call from this number. The caller used my first name an asked if I was at home.  I confirmed who he was speaking to then he launched into some funeral expense prepay plan speech. I loudly informed him "we're on the DO NOT CALL list dumbass".  Which didn't stop him one bit from continuing his spheel.  I then informed this scum sucking POS to go [***] himself and if he couldn't manage that find a broom stick to finish the job, then hung up. My first mistake? Answering the phone obviously. My second mistake? Giving him suggestions to do something the little [***] would probably enjoy.