50 year old guy living in his mom's finished basement trying to sell you an "approved" google listing.  Google, YES google!  Listen to his nervous, Beta male, pitch and voice prompts loop for a good chuckle.

yes, you know your company hit rock  bottom when google affiliate called you to offer a google listing to get your company out of the rut.  I made the mistakes of answering the phone thinking its my sister new cell in LA, well they been calling back trying to siren my meager advertising budget; I am just terrify of that southern LA accent, I do speak French and I just cant understand this Cajun helping me with my business accept helping me catching a few crawfish when I am visiting family in Baton Rouge.