Apr 2, 2010
Your combination of misplaced paranoia, technological ignorance and faith in government regulations means you're either a retiree, from the Midwest, or both. But if you want to believe that the Mexican Housekeeping Mafia gave your number to a telemarketer, hell, it's certainly more entertaining than understanding that you were cold called by a sequential robodialer, operated by someone who knows the Feds are too overwhelmed with violations of the national do not call registry and probably won't get caught. Oh, and VIVA FLUFFY TOWELS!