Yes folks, Rudolph's Sausage Factory, home of the spam wiener.  Rudolph's where wieners aren't just a product, they're what we are.  And remember, some shops include salmonella, some include listeria, and some include botulism, but at Rudolph's, we're full service butchers, so we guarantee every item will come with all three.

This summer only, our cows have all gone mad, so there will be a lifetime bonus with every package of ground beef!!!

And if you love seafood, get this, our wieners come with crabs at no cost to you.  

So if you're like us, and you're too cheap to pay for advertising, and sleazy enough to spam web sites instead, you'll love Rudolph's.  Located on Elm Street, Home of Dutch Elm Disease.

Rudolph's the Shame of CenTex.

[Hey creeps, don't spam the site!]

(file under humor, parody, satire)