May 20, 2012
A man called claiming to be John, which is a family name for me so I thought it could be my uncle or even my cousin who is from Dallas. He told me he was in really bad shape, drunk and on ecstasy, convincingly sounding the part. He called me by my full first name over and over again. He said he was at an ex girlfriends time share and he was in really bad shape. Said he had had a hard on for two hours and asked if it were a good idea to have sex with his ex who is apparently ovulating, which the obvious response would be no. He then asked if I would help, wanting me to have phone sex with him to alleviate his hard on. Being that I thought this was a family member, I was beyond creeped out and knew this couldnt be true. I had my mom call my uncle and cousin while still on the phone and found out that it was neither of them. I immediately hung up.