The caller ID read that the caller was "Jesus Christ."

Phone call said it was Jesus Christ. Seriously, he makes phone calls now? Didn't leave a message. Must not have been important :)

Caller id said Jesus Christ when I picked it up message basically said "press 1 for important life changing message. I said I knew the real Jesus and he doesn't use telephones!

The name in the Caller-ID was "Jesus Christ". I answered it and there was an automated message that said "Everything you learned about Christ is wrong. Press '1' to learn more."

I didn't press any buttons. I just said "Duh!" and hung up.

Ok, curiosity got the better of me so I called the number back. It is an outfit (church of some kind) called "The True Body Of Christ". They want to sell you a $30/month DVD newsletter claiming that you are not truly following Christ until you learn how from their $30/month DVD newsletter.

Hmm, maybe this is a racket I should get in on. Maybe I'll claim to be from the church "The True [***] Of Religion" and see if I can get people to pay me $30/month to send them some crappy DVD in the mail that explains how much of a gullible sucker they are to pay me $30/month for my crappy DVD.