The woman at this number cheated on me with my old roommate. She's so manipulative. Then we got back together and I knocked her up, then she divorced me. She's hella crazy.

That's Ramona Flowers' number. Where did you get that?

Some girl I used to date and I'm still kinda crazy about. She disappeared, so I put together a league of her evil exes to stop anyone else getting to date her. Her latest boyfriend is apparenbtly the best fighter in the province, so yeah, I'd like to see how this turns out. Apparently he's in a band too.

The number used to belong to Ramona Flowers, but she has changed it, alas, as I have been trying to reach her. I was her first evil ex, and just wanted to reconnect. Sheesh!

This is the number of my ex girlfriend.  Nice girl.  I can't believe I was stupid enough to break up with her.