he called me one evening, identifying him self as patrick bateman. he said some sick things about killing women and homeless people, and being very confused. probably some sick joke.

He called and asked me if I like Huey Lewis and the News. He then began to describe how well he likes them.

Are you sure this number still exists? I've tried to call it several times, but Patrick never picks up his phone. I'm sure he isn't trying to ignore me, i'm really close to him you know.

He said he was a corporate raider who orchestrated hostile takeovers. Then he made pseudo-sexual noises and called me a [***]. What a [***] douche.

Received a call from this number this evening. The person on the other line identified himself as Patrick Bateman. He told me about this restaurant called "Dorseia" and how the New York Matinee called their smoked duck a playful, but mysterious dish. Then i heard him ask a guy named paul, in the background, if he liked Huey Lewis and the news. Phone call ended. Strange.