Called my office number, said his name was "Ralph Mets" from "National" left voicemail, says he has an "opportunity" for me. Sounded a lot like cold calls from Casimir, who also calls me on my office line, despite dozens of requests not to do so.

Another moronic stock salesman with this "REALLY, REALLY, REALLY hot deal on some possibility of *maybe* getting in on the possibility of almost possibly getting some Facebook Stock when it goes IPO.

Pitch sounded so sketchy and poorly worded that it almost didn't make sense when he read it off to me.

Sorry Bub, I don't buy on cold calls.   Most always, if YOU are calling ME - it's a BAD DEAL for ME!

Wow.

Really?  Another IPO offering?  Did "NO" not mean no the last time we spoke?

Another season, another call from the ticker tape buffoons.

This pitch didn't start out with "...have you kept up with that Facebook tip I gave you several months ago?"  
They usually lead on with that line if the "tip" went up even a few cents.

My guess is that they don't mention the ones where the floor fell out from under them.    I'm sure that when the Wonder-boy starts acting like a business owner and making monetary choices to actually grow and reap from his venture that it will eventually rise and become what it should have, but at this point all I can tell you about it is to hold on and stay put for the ride if you bought into it.

I told this baboon that there were no revenue jumps in the near future for this firm and that with only advertising as revenue - and no business advertising options in the mix that it wasn't likely to do well.

JHM - 1
BABOON - 0

But in 6 years I could be eating crow...or buzzard.   The price then might be $500/share.   We'll see.