Nov 16, 2010
As I write this one of these morons is hassling me (212-293-0004). He calls about 1-3 times a day and has tried different ruses to get to various people in our company. We have changed his caller ID to "Idiot Jerkface" so we know when it is him and it always makes us smile. I use different voices to answer the phone. He just fell for it; hilarious. I just "transferred him" to someone, but not really, he is on hold now for a record 2-1/2 minutes! Usually, I say I am going to transfer him to whomever he wants and simply just hang up the phone. Then he calls back and I tell him that we are having a lot of trouble with our phones today and that he will hear a dial tone after the transfer, but he has to stay on the line and it will eventually get connected in about 10 seconds. Gotta have a sense of humor with these guys, otherwise you get so mad. Have fun with them everyone!