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Sep 22, 2010
Any buyer who wants to send a check, GO ALONG with it. Send the check to a friend, FBI, or ??? We go along with it every time. Get their hope up!! When the check arrives the buyer will email with in 2 hours.
Here's where the fun starts. Not only have you now screwed him out of $20 overnight shipping, now you get to piss him off. My story goes as:
Yes I received your check, but the bad news is my wife & I are separated & she was here when the check came in. She took the check & cashed it. She said she was going to take the kids to Disney. I know I'm supposed to send you back $1,000. But could you please work with me. I will send you $500 now & the other $500 in 2 days when I get paid.
OMG he just soiled his pants!! Now keep it going for a few days, then send him a picture of Mickey Mouse & say you used his money to go meet your wife at Disney. Then laugh the rest of the day!!
Here's where the fun starts. Not only have you now screwed him out of $20 overnight shipping, now you get to piss him off. My story goes as:
Yes I received your check, but the bad news is my wife & I are separated & she was here when the check came in. She took the check & cashed it. She said she was going to take the kids to Disney. I know I'm supposed to send you back $1,000. But could you please work with me. I will send you $500 now & the other $500 in 2 days when I get paid.
OMG he just soiled his pants!! Now keep it going for a few days, then send him a picture of Mickey Mouse & say you used his money to go meet your wife at Disney. Then laugh the rest of the day!!