Mar 1, 2016
Received a call on cell from this nitwits that a "suit has been filed against me by the IRS". They have called multiple times. I screwed with the Indian calling last time. "When did the IRS outsource to Bangalore?"..."Hows the weather in Bangalore? Is it still raining?" [and the nitwit said the rain has stopped]. The funny part is that I had been audited, and the matter was closed without issue in the month before. I KNEW this was phony.
He got stern later and told me that they were coming to arrest me. I told him I wouldn't;t go. He said I better take this seriously. I did I said. You had better send lots of guns; I won't come easy. He said that he was serious; so was I.
I asked his name, he said the agent at the door would identify himself. Then I asked if a check for the penalty would help. He said, yes. You should make a check out. I said I would as soon as I got the bill. [I looked up the address of the local FBI office and gave him that address to send it to].
Dip [***]. I bet he did.