Dec 18, 2012
Got this call from 206-257-7118 Investmax. It kept calling me 7 days a week, two to three times a day and hanging up every time I answered. Finally, yesterday I LOST IT. It was my day off, so I had time to call them (got some dumb message prompting me to leave my phone number to be taken off their list). i then three-way called them, so that they could hear their own annoying voice greeting on their voice mail. I then finally pressed, " * " (star) and viola! A live human being. So when I told him to please remove my name from their list, dude got ill with me and asked me what I was doing in my life, and proceeded to tell me that he was just doing his job. I FLIPPED!
I began a new cycle of calling, three-way calling, this time pressing, " * " (star), getting the same retard, so I launched a various combo of all of the above and added my own rendition of the dial-toned nursery rhyme song, "Marry Had a Little Lamb"... It didn't stop here, because the retard-rep began to press buttons with me. In my Bristol, England accent I laughed hysterically and told him, "oh so you want to play, eh? Fine with me, I got all **bleeping**#?!@ day!!!"
This went on for two hours while I listened to Pandara (Flight Facility) radio.
After the first thirty minutes o this neverending cycle, the rude rep became weakened and started hanging up. The following 1hr and 45 minutes, I put my tactic on auto pilot while adding, "This is for all of my sisters and brothers of the human race whom have fallen victim to your evil schemes, you **bleeping**#?!@ LOW-LIVES!!!!!
...then I changed number. THE END.