Apr 20, 2013
Hey, your representative FIXED the problem for you. You don't need no steenken DNC list anymore. You are guaranteed the right to buy a fully automatic weapon, and to protect your privacy, there is no need for a background check. So when they call you, just put your phone on the floor and fire one or two hundred-round magazines directly into it. You can always claim you mistook it for a bird while you were hunting.
Forget your mouth. Shoot off your gun and engage your brain later.
It's great that we have people like you looking after us who know where the gub'munts money is most needed. Maybe that's why they are taking money away from local severe weather forecasting resources. After all, we need more people to screen your calls for you, and that's FAR more important.