Call from a business that claims to help with IRS issues. Told if I had an IRS problem to press 1 now! So I did. Then told that the agent cannot help with removal of my number, but to press 9 if an IRS problem. So I did...

A real person answers "community health hotline." I ask "is this the community health hotline?" fellow says "sure is."

Strange.  Possibly my Boston accent changed 'help' to 'health.'