Jan 20, 2014
These morons call my office number 3-4 times a day. I get a new name about every 3rd call. I keep hitting the 9 prompt, ask to have our number removed and yet they call. So now- I press 9 and tell them that not only does that person work here,they died in a bizare grape Jelly accident, I offer pictures of the victim. Other times, I explain that they called an abortion clinic and I was in the middle of a "messy one" so far today, I guess I ate something or maybe its them, But I have belched in the caller's ear, farted and made odd sounds as if I am constipated...or the other way.in the past week, I asked them if they like Miracle whip and then ask them "WHERE?". I asked them if they would like to talk to my Dog, cat, fish, turtle, dead aunt tillie and my Lesbian Mother who prefers to be called Maximus, when she dresses naughty. I am sure they'll stop calling that number. I am ready to get REALLY creative.