Dude with thick Indian accent dialing around and landed on one of my standby numbers. He demanded to speak to the owner of the business regarding an urgent legal matter. Claimed there were armed state police outside the door who were directed to arrest the owner and seize the business unless an unsettled tax debt of $12,000 was settled before he hung up. Had a few minutes so decided to yank his chain. Asked him if they were the guys in the parking lot holding pillows and wearing silly hats. He tried to stay on his script. I yelled "NAY NAY FLUFFY! NOOOOOO!" and told him "I have to go. My pet rabbit just took down 2 of the officers!"  He made some remark about this is no laughing matter. "Oh, but it is! Tell me, what is the name of the business and the address? FLUFFY! STOP THAT THIS INSTANT! THEY AREN'T CARROTS OR LETTUCE! FLUFFY!!!!" And I hung up.