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Jan 15, 2017
"Emily the Robot" called my cell phone. After a few seconds delay the Robot said "Sorry, I was having trouble with my headset. Hi, this is Emily. Because you stayed at one of our resorts we want to offer you..." I asked "What time is it?" Emily kept on talking. "Emily, who is buried in Grant's Tomb." Emily didn't even take a breath. "Emily, what's the next street south of Forty-Second Street?" Ditto. I figured I had been robbed of forty-one seconds of cell time, that was enough. So I disconnected.