Spoofed number.  Came up as BANK OF AMERICA

When I answered some clown asked for the "owner or manager."  When I asked him who was calling he said "what?"

I asked again who was calling.  He started into a sales pitch for Visa/Mastercard merchant services.  Says he will lower our rates starting tomorrow.

Will someone be available tomorrow?

Me: :Tomorrow is Saturday.  I intend to spend the entire day f*cking my wife."

He hung up.  Odd.